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May 24th, 2013
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
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May 24th, 2013
yet another unrealistic standard for cats
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May 24th, 2013

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May 24th, 2013
May 24th, 2013
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
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May 24th, 2013
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May 24th, 2013
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